Actually, I'm not Human. I'm an ALIEN from the Planet isnot-isso , rudely booted off the Mudder Ship years ago after we crash landed on this Earth. Blamed me for the foul-up and the misdirections, they did. So, they left me here when the
SOS Rescue Flying Saucer arrived.
I HATE MY UFO RELATIVES..those snotty nosed little green basTOIDS...grrrr-rrrrr
I've written 4 (incomplete but soon to be completed) books, all dusty and sitting in my top bureau drawer. The first is a Comedic Pirate Parody, This parody circles around a very dysfunctional family, impaired by their lack of brains and their burning desire to kill each other. ("Gulp!")
My 2nd book is a Heritage Story in homage to our gallant forefathers. 3rd book is a collection of my Poems.
4th and final incompleted book is titled ""TEN EASY LESSONS ON HOW TO LIVE AMISH WHEN YOU'RE A CATHOLIC"
Don't miss this opportunity to join the Author Collective at the South Carolina Book Festival Feb 27 & 28. Thousands of book lovers, enthusiasts, mavens, aficionados, buffs, admirers, devotees and PURCHASERS!!! Networking with literary people is an added bonus. Let us help sell your book!
The Author Collective is here to help the unknown, little known and soon to be well known self-published author put their writings in the faces of the people who buy in quantity. We also give guidance to writers wanting to publish and print their books. This no cost information saves our members thousands of dollars over the so-called self-publishing houses. Browse our website and see what we can do to help your book sales.
I just wanted to introduce myself and my blog, The Book Buff: Book Reviews for Regular People. Check it out at <a href="http://www.thebookbuff.blogspot.com">http://www.thebookbuff.blogspot.com</a>
Brian L Porter
Have a wonderful day.
Brian
Jan 7, 2010
Author Collective
The Author Collective is here to help the unknown, little known and soon to be well known self-published author put their writings in the faces of the people who buy in quantity. We also give guidance to writers wanting to publish and print their books. This no cost information saves our members thousands of dollars over the so-called self-publishing houses. Browse our website and see what we can do to help your book sales.
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Michael Williams
(313) 446-2262
Feb 13, 2010
Kate L
Mar 24, 2010