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- Something About Me and My Book:
- LETTERS TO EBAY
By day, he’s a mild-mannered school teacher. But when the sun goes down, Paul Meadors morphs into Art Farkas, the most demented and shameless correspondent any eBayer ever had. With breezy self-confidence he explains his bizarre plans for sellers’ products and asks for their help in his schemes. Would his great-grandmother be able to haul the bongos down to the corner to play to passersby for spare change? Will the bird feeder hold enough alcohol to get birds drunk? Is the animal trap suitable for catching an 82-year-old man? Even more hilarious than Farkas’s wacky questions are the sellers’ gallant efforts to decipher them and cling to that age-old salesman’s credo—the customer is always right!
On eBay, shopping is serious and time is everything. One man dares to waste that time.... how will he fare?
I run a cock fighting ring and a very popular rooster named El Uno Con Grandes Talentos is celebrating his two-year birthday. He's scheduled to fight Mr. Bubbles that day and we wish to throw a party for him. Could your birthday banner be attached to the barbed wire that surrounds the ring?
You state in your description of your copper metal birdcage that it's “worry free!” My medical condition causes me to worry about a great number of things including whether sippy cups are really safe, the GNP of Hungary, and the number 72. Could your product really help me become “worry free”?
As strict Presbyterians we're concerned with the title of your auction. What do you mean by “Satin Organza?” Naturally, we're against Satin and his powers of evil and would not want to purchase anything having to do with Satin.
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Writing Letters to eBay
O.k., I'll admit it. I didn't set out to write a book. It just kind of, well, fell into my laptop, so to speak. During the summer of 2005, in my quest for
some good natured laughs in the name of tomfoolery I sent off some
inane questions to my brother-in-law about his dust-collecting items he
was auctioning off on eBay. He got a big kick out of reading them and
e-mailed me back to say I should find other eBay auctions and do the
same, to see what…
Posted on August 8, 2007 at 12:16am
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