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My third and latest book, Born Bent Over: And Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age, is now available through Amazon.com, Barnes and Noble.com and iUniverse.com

WARNING: This collection of hilarious short stories is certain to deliver a series of belly laughs to even the most humorously constipated reader.

If you're currently suffering the slings and arrows of middle age, coming up on middle age or passed middle age and want to relive all the horrors associated with the aging process, this book is for you. Everything from hair loss to colonoscopy is covered in gory, hysterically funny, detail.

Follow along with a "forty-something" as he deals, day to day with all the indignities that go hand in hand with growing older. Be it the hair monsters in the shower drain or the spine tingling, sphincter-tightening snap of a rubber glove in the doctor's office, this book is a no-holds-barred look at middle age that is certain to have you testing the capacity of your Depends.

To date, the reviews have been phenomenal! Many thanks to the wonderful reviewers who took the time to read and comment on Born Bent Over: Flashing the Vertical Smile at Middle Age.


My last book, The Paramedic is a contemporary erotic romance that revolves around Doc, a Paramedic down on his luck after a devistating divorce, resigned to a life of solitude until Kim, betrayed by a man she thought would love her forever, came into his life. Loneliness brought them together. Can their passion sustain them? You can order your copy here: (The Paramedic contains graphic adult situations and language not suitable for anyone under the age of 18.

My first book, The Tenderfoot's Guide to Family Camping came out in 1999 to some rave reviews.  I have just republished it in ebook format with a whole host of new information for the twenty-first century.  You can get your copy here: Barnes and Noble

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