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I recently read about a dog-owner in London who was fined and

barred from driving for six months after taking his pet for a stroll while

sitting behind the wheel of his car. Prosecutors said the man was spotted

driving slowly along a country lane while holding his dog's leash through the

car window as the animal trotted alongside. The dog owner pleaded guilty to…

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I saw a container of eggs in the grocery store marked "cage free eggs". My imagination ran wild with that one. I didn’t know eggs were raised in cages. I thought they spent a few hours with their mommy chicken and then were picked up and taken to be checked, washed, polished and packed in cartons with 11 or 17 of their little egg friends. Sort of like a styrofoam school bus and each egg off to a different destination. Eggs travel all over the world to be scrambled, fried, poached, baked,… Continue

An invitation only gala fundraiser hosted by long time Massachusetts Democrat giants Congressman Barney Frank and Senator John Kerry is planned for tomorrow night in Boston’s posh Ritz Carlton Hotel for senate candidate Martha Coakley.

Coakley is in a heated senate race to fill the seat of the late Ted Kennedy. The $2,500 a plate event is expect to inject desperately needed cash into Coakley’s fading campaign. Wealthy celebutards from all over the country are expected to… Continue

The Obama administration is very upset that radio superstar and conservative giant Rush Limbaugh took several days of headlines away from the president while they were vacation in the same state. It was leaked that Obama's people have initiated a poll to determine what medical emergency the president could claim for himself in order to regain the news headlines from Hawaii and elicit the most voter sympathy. Early reports are the medical conditions under consideration are; stubbed toe,… Continue