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For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology contains six short plays about the most entertaining of the Greek gods, and it's free today! If 112 more people get it, the book will have been downloaded 1,000 times, and I'm really hoping to reach that goal today! : )

www.amazon.com/For-Zeus-Collection-Mythology-ebook/dp/B0085H0MH6

My book, For I Am Zeus: A Collection of Plays About Greek Mythology, is in the running for the Turning the Pages 2012 Book of the Year...so I'd be very grateful if you go to the link and vote for it (pretty please?). Thank you! : )

http://turningthepagesnews.webs.com/bookoftheyear2012.htm

I decided to do a For I Am Zeus Black Friday sale, and it started early! If you're having a hard time coming up with gift ideas for some of the people on your list, you could always give them my book (I can almost guarantee that they don't already have it)...get it while it's only $8!

http://www.amazon.com/For-Am-Zeus-Collection-Mythology/dp/1475104626

'Til Death Do Us Part



Setting:  The office of Dr. Athena, marriage counselor.



At rise:  ATHENA sits at her desk as HERA sits in a chair tapping her foot impatiently and glaring at the empty chair next to her.



HERA

I knew he would do this!  The bastard’s always late!



ATHENA

I’m sure he’ll be here soon.  He probably just got caught in traffic.



HERA

I doubt it.



ATHENA

You know, Hera, always assuming the worst…

I'm so happy that I live in a country where I can write plays about Zeus trying to sleep with his sisters, Jeffrey Dahmer hitting on Jesus, and God secretly impregnating Satan's wife. If I lived somewhere else, I might be killed for the type of stuff I write...or not be allowed to write at all because I'm a woman. But instead I'm allowed to sell this book about a Greek god trying to screw anything that crosses his path...yay for America! :…