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Simone Clare Bailey's Blog – November 2011 Archive (2)

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So many impediments to getting the writing done.  Writers moan about lack of time, lack of inspiration, distractions.  Here's another one to add to the list: kids spilling freaking yoghurt on the keyboard!  Had to clean the rotten thing, unless I wanted it to smell like Satan's effluvium and have a dozen repetitions every time I pressed the '8' key.  So I did what every good woman does.  Cleaned up after the kids.  I also cursed them, as I damped a cloth with white vinegar, wrapped it around…


Added by Simone Clare Bailey on November 13, 2011 at 5:50pm — No Comments

Trying to turn 'modest' to 'slutty'

I've been reading a  novel about a writer, and the story describes his book sales as 'modest'.  Well, I guess my book sales can be described that way, too.  But you know what?  I don't want them to be modest anymore, I want them to become 'slutty'.  I guess if people use the word 'modest' to describe less-than-spectacular sales, then I would imagine that 'slutty' would be a good word to describe multitudinous sales.  Yep, I want 'em to be slutty; slutty as the gangbang moll that used to…


Added by Simone Clare Bailey on November 6, 2011 at 7:00pm — No Comments

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