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So many impediments to getting the writing done. Writers moan about lack of time, lack of inspiration, distractions. Here's another one to add to the list: kids spilling freaking yoghurt on the keyboard! Had to clean the rotten thing, unless I wanted it to smell like Satan's effluvium and have a dozen repetitions every time I pressed the '8' key. So I did what every good woman does. Cleaned up after the kids. I also cursed them, as I damped a cloth with white vinegar, wrapped it around…
ContinueAdded by Simone Clare Bailey on November 13, 2011 at 5:50pm — No Comments
I've been reading a novel about a writer, and the story describes his book sales as 'modest'. Well, I guess my book sales can be described that way, too. But you know what? I don't want them to be modest anymore, I want them to become 'slutty'. I guess if people use the word 'modest' to describe less-than-spectacular sales, then I would imagine that 'slutty' would be a good word to describe multitudinous sales. Yep, I want 'em to be slutty; slutty as the gangbang moll that used to…
ContinueAdded by Simone Clare Bailey on November 6, 2011 at 7:00pm — No Comments
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