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MUSE ON THE ROCKS
(COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH)
The runner was in a hurry
as a prayer believed in itself
as the beginning set sails for infinity
and the book put itself on the shelf
Its mysterious plot had been raped by a missing page
that its author had torn to shreds
in a devastating fit of the blues
when his bi-polar wife left the nest
to bed his agent on Valentine's Day
in a haze of perfume and…
Added by Mark Wirtz on April 9, 2008 at 11:48pm — No Comments
"MULTITASKING" - update
Here is something that makes me want to shove a cannon up my ass and light the fuse... MULTITASKING.. You read right -- multitasking! You know -- even MORE work, for the SAME pay, getting even less shit done right!
Personally, I'm so maxed out on multitasking, the only thing I'm getting done these days is absolutely nothing! And I can't even get THAT right!!
I think I'm gonna get me an INTERN! You know, somebody I can multitask the shit out of and work to death, without having…
ContinueAdded by Mark Wirtz on February 5, 2008 at 12:06pm — No Comments
Yayyy! Back on stage to spread his madness!
On Saturday, Jan 5th, 2008 at 8:00 P.M.,
Mad Markie will be premiering his brand-new act,
"Body Language" (from the "Cooking For Cannibals" show)
at the Comedy Corner -- Clarion Hotel, Jacksonville, Int'l Airport, FL
Bring a nurse!
Further gig schedule to be announced shortly.
ContinueAdded by Mark Wirtz on December 26, 2007 at 11:22pm — No Comments
ODE TO FLOOZIE
Got me a GPS for Christmas. About time, because I do a lot of driving to strange places, and if there is a way to get lost, I will find it!
Google maps are sorta kinda OK, but they're worth shit in the dark, and they don't talk to me. Not like my GPS, which I have named Floozie. And Google maps don't put me back on the right track like Floozie does when I miss a turn, or exit, or on-ramp.
Floozie certainly knows a lot. She's a mobile unit, so I tested her in my home to…
ContinueAdded by Mark Wirtz on December 24, 2007 at 8:44am — No Comments
HOLLYWOOD
Nobody conceived it. Nobody intended it.
It emerged.
Somehow.
Like a third breast on a clandestine woman.
Somewhere.
In a barren, sun baked Southern California sandbox. Spawned by notions, dreams and lust. They called it:
Imagine...
The world's greatest Marionette Theater. Where heaven and hell overlap. Where devils dance with saints.
Where Beauty and the Beast… Continue
Added by Mark Wirtz on December 13, 2007 at 2:38pm — No Comments
"The Marc Peters Years" (1975 to 1978)
The final retrospective selections from
"The Marc Peters Years" (1975 to 1978)
is now playing on my MySpace Music page
http://www.myspace.com/dreamtunesmusic
1) POOR LITTLE FOOL - Helen Reddy
Orig. Jeff Lynne Song
2) FROM MAINE TO MEXICO - Leon Russell
3) SCHOOL DAYS - Tommy Knight
4) A MILLION TEARS - Vicky Leandros
5) FINE LINE - Nick & The Cherries
Unreleased…
Added by Mark Wirtz on December 11, 2007 at 2:41pm — No Comments
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