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Poh Tiong Ho's Blog – November 2014 Archive (36)

Cheats on the Internet

 

If you are one of those who blindly believe marriages are arranged in Heaven, please read on. This article will save you lots of money and pains. In Singapore alone, from January to June this year (2014), there were 82 reported cases of love scams, involved  $3.1 million being walloped by the cheats . In 2013, there were 22 documented cases, involving $1.7 million. Are you one of the victims?

These cheats set up the traps by sweet-talking their victims daily. They are…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 29, 2014 at 8:58pm — 1 Comment

Another Means of Cheat

People who develop obsessive craving, fierce longings, and burning ambitions that can never be satisfied are always frustrated by longing and wanting. This sleazy and cunning guy had been cheating, deceiving, and swindling others.

The following is a true story:

This old lady owned a piece of land. Her name was clearly stated on the land title.  One greedy guy, Basil Ah Lau, thought he could have that piece of land at a very cheap price.  He invited the husband of the lady for a…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 27, 2014 at 10:00pm — No Comments

Two Means of Cheating

Before you vote for a government, you ask if that group of

people can provide a clear and measurable benefit to the country. Does your society provide any benefit for the members? The tipping point is whether there is a better one to join elsewhere. With some callous and boastful guys, there will be lots of hot air. Don’t let them exploit you.

 

This attachment is Page 1 of Singapore Society of Writers magazine, when Mr. Kutty was the President. After his demise about…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 23, 2014 at 10:30pm — 3 Comments

The Chinese Dilemma

This greed which seizes them tenaciously, is embedded in their subconscious part of the mind, for so long that their stubbornness and tenacity grow stronger every day. Even if they have accumulated 1 000000 tons of gold in the Swiss Bank, they would still be not satisfied and would not be happy if they have not cheated or swindled for just one day. It is indeed more thuggery than anything else. The overseas Chinese are squeezed in these countries.

 

Those evil racists want to…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 20, 2014 at 6:30pm — No Comments

Shooting the Basket

For the past three months, this guy

has been shooting the basket all alone

from 7pm to 9 pm every day.

I asked him why

he was so interested in shooting

the basket but

never care to be a team player?

He told me that was none

of my stupid business.

I borrowed the ball from…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 18, 2014 at 9:21pm — No Comments

Soh Tek

 

Janet was her name

She was the rose of the class

She picked and dumped boys

Just like we picked and threw away

the wild flowers.

Her best choice were the personnel from

the fighting services

She would boast of the number of men

queuing for her company

She wanted to prove to the world

that she was irresistible

She invited the top boy of the class

to give her tuition on Maths and…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 18, 2014 at 4:26am — 1 Comment

The Lonely Club



When you go on board a lonely club

It’s like going to a biggest buffet

ever held in Singapura

There are hundreds of delicious courses

from all over the world

Please take your plate and choose the delicacies

you so dearly love

Whatever you find repulsive

you don’t have to spit on…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 16, 2014 at 11:07pm — 1 Comment

The Working Ghosts

 

 

The French bastards had their rig built

in the U.S.

They paid USD over 400 millions

They never said it was expensive

Now they build it

in Asia for only USD 340 millions

And they complain every day that

it is cheaper to have the rig built

in the U.S.A.

The above was the comment from the

Asian local construction manager.

 

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The truth was

there were working…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 16, 2014 at 12:22am — 1 Comment

Passport to Heaven

 

Passport to Heaven

There isn’t a better way than

marrying a female graduate from Shanghai

and then run your own enterprise there

for the rest of your life

you’ll never have to work for others

Husbands and wife

You can conquer the planets

She’ll only ask for one thing

that you’ll never have another woman

That’s still better

than remaining in Nanyang

cheating your company

by cooking…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 15, 2014 at 3:48am — No Comments

Noisy People

It’s the best Chinese restaurant in the city

I had to alight at Mong Kok to patronize it

Every Sunday morning

There’ll be 800 people having breakfasts

all at the same time

This restaurant doesn’t accept credit card

There was no notice saying so

When you have finished eating the meal

suddenly you have no money to pay

They said: OK, you pay the service charge of $60

in addition to the food you had consumed

Some…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 14, 2014 at 7:03am — No Comments

Kid's Story

Kid’s Story

They were reeling in front of me

with heads slanting, left hands

shaking under their balls and

right hands with a first finger pointing

at the heads, in revolving motion,

The bodies in wriggling movements

just like the rooster does

Circling the beautiful hen

before jumping on her

No alphabetical letters can coin the words

To reproduce the sounds which must be like

the noises of their male…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 14, 2014 at 1:36am — No Comments

I Don't Care

Why should you care which god I supplicate

Are you hoping it is better

I put the wine, fruits and chicken

In front of your house than on the altar?

Why should I?

To tell the truth I don’t worship any

Though I respect many.

Are you jealous?

I have no guilty conscience

Nor have I anything to…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 14, 2014 at 1:01am — No Comments

I Don't Care

Why should you care which god I supplicate

Are you hoping it is better

I put the wine, fruits and chicken

In front of your house than on the altar?

Why should I?

To tell the truth I don’t worship any

Though I respect many.

Are you jealous?

I have no guilty conscience

Nor have I anything to…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 14, 2014 at 1:01am — No Comments

I Don't Care

Why should you care which god I supplicate

Are you hoping it is better

I put the wine, fruits and chicken

In front of your house than on the altar?

Why should I?

To tell the truth I don’t worship any

Though I respect many.

Are you jealous?

I have no guilty conscience

Nor have I anything to…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 14, 2014 at 1:01am — No Comments

I Don't Care

Why should you care which god I supplicate

Are you hoping it is better

I put the wine, fruits and chicken

In front of your house than on the altar?

Why should I?

To tell the truth I don’t worship any

Though I respect many.

Are you jealous?

I have no guilty conscience

Nor have I anything to…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 14, 2014 at 1:01am — No Comments

A Paper Tiger

 

We've the timber all over our country

The foreign devils have

the best materials to make the best sails

on this planet.

Why don't we put aside our dear pride

and corporate with these devils

to make the biggest ship on this

lovely earth so that you and I

can sail round the world free of charge?

And pick up many passengers on the way

making plenty of  the green bucks ?

After all, we call them…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 12, 2014 at 11:05pm — No Comments

The Electorate

The electorate will always base their choice on emotion. The race, religions and social standing carry more weight than anything else. I am talking about the average guy on the street, which is where the majority of them are found. As we can see, during the past 62 years, politicians from many parts of the world were able to win one election after another even though the governments they came out with were corrupt, evil and inefficient. It is an open secret that many of these politicians…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 12, 2014 at 4:20am — No Comments

Ancient Religion?

 

 

 

Buddhism is not antiquated

as claimed by some so-called scholars.

It talked about pension fund  2500 years ago

Only the terminology used was different

The Buddha used the phrase “rainy days”

He recommended 25% of a person’s earning

must be saved for rainy days.

Can you find another teacher

who proclaimed that his followers

would be equal to him

in status ?

Can you find…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 11, 2014 at 11:09pm — No Comments

Life Partner

She was the rose of the class

from secondary until university.

She had beauty, brain, determination and leadership.

With an Economics degree and a MBA

behind her

She was the leader of many a company

she picked and chose her employers just like

she did on her one-night stands.

She could swing left or right

because no man could ever claim

that she belong to him.

After swinging for many years

and could…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 11, 2014 at 10:43pm — No Comments

Pulau Ubin Shore



The seashore remains unchanged,

but the casuarinas,

which we tied the swing had fallen.

I walked alone along the serene shore

thinking of my love long gone.

The sea birds still circle in the sky

even though thirteen years had passed

Are they the same birds we used to watch?

It was great to lie…

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Added by Poh Tiong Ho on November 11, 2014 at 9:08pm — No Comments

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