Ever had a delayed flight? Here's a tip.

My flight from Minneapolis to Seattle was delayed for two hours and a fellow passenger informed me that if your flight is delayed more than two hours, you can ask for an "inconvenience voucher" (not to be confused with an incontinence voucher for having beend enied bathroom access). An inconvenience voucher can be obtained at the check-in desk or on the plane UPON REQUEST. and may range from a free ticket to $25.

If your luggage is not delivered with the plane, you can also ask for a $25 voucher so you can buy toiletries and maybe a change of socks and underwear while you wait for your stuff to find you. I don't think $25 will get you much at Victoria's Secret, but I don't wear that stuff anyway,.

Now I'm back in Portland for the winter to reconnect with WIllamette Writers, etc.