"MULTITASKING" - update

Here is something that makes me want to shove a cannon up my ass and light the fuse... MULTITASKING.. You read right -- multitasking! You know -- even MORE work, for the SAME pay, getting even less shit done right!

Personally, I'm so maxed out on multitasking, the only thing I'm getting done these days is absolutely nothing! And I can't even get THAT right!!

I think I'm gonna get me an INTERN! You know, somebody I can multitask the shit out of and work to death, without having to pay him a penny! Yeah!

I said "him," because it HAS to be a "he". Gay would be good. A "she" might sue me for sexual harassment, only because I might accidentally rub against her fake boobies when asking her to make me a sandwich. A gay "he" might thank me.

So, you want to know what I think about multitasking? Multitask THIS, Baybeeee!!!!

P.S. For all of you multitask victims in denial out there: There is a wonderful 12-step, recovery group out there... www.multitaskersanonymous.com
It works! One task at a time!!
First task? Shove a cannon up your ass and light the fuse!!

Your friend,

Mad Mark www.markwirtz.com

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