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Don't be put off by my miserable expression!

Honestly, my eyes are so bloodshot in that photo that you'd think I'd been up for a week without sleep. Actually, I'd just woken up from a mid evening nap when that photo was taken. But I do know how to smile, so if members of this distinguished community could try to imagine that, I would be grateful.

Oh yes, the subject of my blog, my book. (Oh God not another one!) 'Fraid so, and this one wants to be a block buster. Well it certainly looks like a block, if that's a recommendation. And you'd probably bust a gut reading it, it's so long.

But hey, you've been meaning to do that workout, haven't you?

Then try your cranial bicepts out on this:


The PYEWIZ and the Amazing Mobile Phone

Alright alright, it's not Shakespeare. Its a kids book for crynoutloud. A kids book that's sneakily designed to get adults to buy it for their kids and then read it themselves.

This is what the gurus tell me I have to do, anyways!

So it's out, and so you know! What? What do you mean I haven't said a single thing that's going to inspire you to click the link below. Look, I'm a writer not a salesman. if you want sales go to Walmart. If you want sales join World Book Encylopaedia and then see how easy it is!

But if you're passing my way, drop in for coffee at my site http://www.science-fiction-fantasy.com.

Tell you what, we won't even talk about my book. How's about that!

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