International Politics

Are you sure you can solve the

Palestine-Israelis problem?

Please come forward and tell us how

you would do it.

Maybe you have the answer

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Some political leaders pretend not

to know the corruption prevailing

in their country

not because they are stupid

but because the corrupt people were the

voters who put them on the platform

When those corrupt people are in the jail house

who will vote for the guy who is leading now?

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You need the people below you to push you up

That’s the only reason some leaders pretended

not to know of any wrongdoings

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Can you please tell me

Have you ever heard of people who confirm

that only honest guys should vote for them?

If a guy can openly admit

that corruption is his government’s

big problem

I think he is a great guy

You need to give him

time to look into the problem

Magicians don’t help you to solve the problems

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The irritating China-men are found at every corner

of the earth

They do well in their studies

When they have the chance they seldom fail

either Bachelor, Master or PhD

Many other races have a failure rate of about 50%

when their children attend university colleges

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During convocations

you can see and hear Western parents shout

with joys when their kids go forward

to receive the certificates

The China-men’s parents do the same

but very few of them have the chance

to attend Convocations

The expenses are too high

Won’t you run cheap airlines and hotels

to cater for this group of tourists?

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Please don’t be afraid

These China-men are not interested to

take over any country

Long before Christopher Columbus

discovered America

the China-men were already there

living peacefully with the natives

These peaceful China-men didn’t

colonize America.

They were there to make money

When they make money they pay taxes

Your governments will benefit

including every man on the street

Microcosmically, it benefits you

Macrocosmically, it benefits the whole world

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When a Prime Minister was asked

why he purchased the China-men’s goods

His answer was that

he would buy goods which are the cheapest

if the qualities are equal

regardless of the country of origin.

Which bloke cannot understand

this business theory?

So, please make your services cheap

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You must wish people well

Your wishes will bring in your own wellbeing

And you will live longer

Don’t you believe it?

Ask the psychiatrists.

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