Obama upset Rush Limbaugh stole Hawaiian vacation headlines

The Obama administration is very upset that radio superstar and conservative giant Rush Limbaugh took several days of headlines away from the president while they were vacation in the same state. It was leaked that Obama's people have initiated a poll to determine what medical emergency the president could claim for himself in order to regain the news headlines from Hawaii and elicit the most voter sympathy. Early reports are the medical conditions under consideration are; stubbed toe, hangnail, a zit, wax in ear, runny nose, belly ache, and a boo-boo on a undetermined part of the president's body. It is expected that a medical emergency will be announced today.
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