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About me: To most I am known as the creator of the notorious "Teenage Opera" and other music gems that are so ancient by now that the kids featured on the infamous "Grocer Jack" single are now grandmothers. So sad, too bad, because it's sorta like Edison being known to most only for having invented the light bulb. In other words, there's lots more. Lots of lots... If you're interested, or plain curious, come and visit my website at www.markwirtz.com for not just a bunch of hype and bullshit about the old stuff, but also some cool NEW stuff, like clips and picts and bytes and graphics and, well, you know -- stuff. C ya there! :)
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M :)
MAD MARK - SIDE SPLITTERS, TAMPA, FL, SEPT 'O7
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MUSE ON THE ROCKS
(COMPLETE AND UTTER RUBBISH)
The runner was in a hurry
as a prayer believed in itself
as the beginning set sails for infinity
and the book put itself on the shelf
Its mysterious plot had been raped by a missing page
that its author had torn to shreds
in a devastating fit of the blues
when his bi-polar wife left the nest
to bed his agent on Valentine's Day
in a haze of perfume and…
Posted on April 9, 2008 at 11:48pm
"MULTITASKING" - update
Here is something that makes me want to shove a cannon up my ass and light the fuse... MULTITASKING.. You read right -- multitasking! You know -- even MORE work, for the SAME pay, getting even less shit done right!
Personally, I'm so maxed out on multitasking, the only thing I'm getting done these days is absolutely nothing! And I can't even get THAT right!!
I think I'm gonna get me an INTERN! You know, somebody I can multitask the shit out of and work to death, without having…
ContinuePosted on February 5, 2008 at 12:06pm
Yayyy! Back on stage to spread his madness!
On Saturday, Jan 5th, 2008 at 8:00 P.M.,
Mad Markie will be premiering his brand-new act,
"Body Language" (from the "Cooking For Cannibals" show)
at the Comedy Corner -- Clarion Hotel, Jacksonville, Int'l Airport, FL
Bring a nurse!
Further gig schedule to be announced shortly.
ContinuePosted on December 26, 2007 at 11:22pm
ODE TO FLOOZIE
Got me a GPS for Christmas. About time, because I do a lot of driving to strange places, and if there is a way to get lost, I will find it!
Google maps are sorta kinda OK, but they're worth shit in the dark, and they don't talk to me. Not like my GPS, which I have named Floozie. And Google maps don't put me back on the right track like Floozie does when I miss a turn, or exit, or on-ramp.
Floozie certainly knows a lot. She's a mobile unit, so I tested her in my home to…
ContinuePosted on December 24, 2007 at 8:44am
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Hello Mark. My name is Fernando Sobenes and I want to invite you to read the prologue and the first two chapters of my novel: "The Evil Visitor" in my blog The Evil Visitor
Also you can watch the book trailer.
Best regards,
Fernando
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I just stopped by to see what you're up to and to let you know about Florida Writers Assn. It's national too!
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Hope you check out the site and consider joining!
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Just dropping in to say "Hi" and see what you have been up to lately!
Best,
Susan
Visit the storefront where I sell my books:
http://www.lulu.com/susancookjahme
Africa’s Amazing ABC (children’s)
http://www.lulu.com/content/973718
African Dust on the Soles Of my Feet (poetry)
http://www.lulu.com/content/973617
Thank you for the book marketing tip.
Best wishes;
Doris