I imagine George Burns as GOD in toddler size

Here is my only begotten grandson. I call him God's Will because I used to believe that my father in Heaven wanted me to do His. I've tried so hard, too. I don't do it anymore. What am I going on about? What do you imagine that an old crone would be remembering about her best years? You suck on that Sugar Daddy. That 'Will' last you all day, sucker. My little girl is embarrassed that I speak so clearly. Call me Clarity. I'm the crystal tear in the eye of God. I am Me, His little girl and I need to live free or die trying. I wouldn't try to get in my way. God Mites are worse than Maine wood ticks or deer ticks. I am pregnant with a brand new self. Come the next full moon, I will be joined or not with midwives to assist in my rebirth. I may become the Dragon Queen.