One day I had an idea, and I discussed it with Mark Miller, and then he made it a great idea: What if we took two totally opposite viewpoints, threw them together, and mix in a little humor and fun. We wanted to launch this series with a grab bag of goodies that would be Family Friendly and able to be read by just about anyone. I think if you give this story a try you will not be disappointed. Next up for the series is Volume 2 – The Intercourse Boondogle. For those of you that may not know, Intercourse is a town in Lancaster, Pa.. It has plenty of nice places to shop and an abundance of Bed & Breakfasts to stay. Below is the synopsis for the series and Volume 1 – The Whoopie Affair, the link to the story and the Amazon Author Page for Mark Miller.Enjoy!     

Warning, before you even consider reading this, understand that this is a story about a guy that is large, feels he is in charge, and is ready to kick some butt. In truth, he is essentially deaf, almost blind, socially handicapped and has little sense of smell to boot. Add to that his basic disregard for proper attire and you have one humorous, heartfelt, and at times moving story. Okay maybe  not that heartfelt or moving, but it may all depend on how you look at things. If you can get past the loud Hawaiian shirts, shorts, and glaring white knee socks and sandals then you can get to the meat and potatoes of what is coming at you.

It is a diverse and respectful viewpoint of life, both in and out of the Amish community, and how the Plain Folk and English view each other.

In Volume 1- The Whoopie Affair , meet G, the erstwhile suburban hitman, and Eli, the Amish blacksmith.

Two totally different men. Two totally different families. Two entirely separate worlds.

One destiny.

What happens when this unlikely dynamic duo go about solving the mystery of the missing whoopie pies? Plenty of mirth, merriment, malevolence, and muck, but above all, good clean family fun. This is a story that can be read by anyone of any age, from 9 to 99. So saddle up, get in the SUV or horse and buggy, put on your wrap around shades, tighten up those suspenders, fix your ball cap or straw hat on top of your head, and get your sandals or boots on! It is time to roll and party with Eli the blacksmith and G the hitman in an adventure you are not soon to forget.

You will never look at a horse and buggy the same way again. 

The Defective Amish Detective – Volume 1- The Whoopie Pie Affair: http://www.amazon.com/The-Defective-Amish-Detective-ebook/dp/B009R4...

Mark Miller’s Amazon Author Page: http://www.amazon.com/Mark-Miller/e/B002BOE0WC/ref=ntt_athr_dp_pel_1