Take a Walk through a Nature Preserve, Meet its Inhabitants, and Learn How to Avoid Being Gobbled Up

With a view to your own security, I would like to present you with this Rule Book for Visitors to the Nature Preserve, which devotes special attention to the “power structures,” i.e. the predators, if you will pardon the metaphor.

You will notice that predators really liven up when you show up at the preserve. This is because their initial intent is to gobble you up. Such are the laws of nature. They are hungry predators, and you are their lunch. But never fear, the situation is not as bad as it seems.