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Tinsel Wilderness – by John Klawitter

Tinsel Wilderness – by John Klawitter

True stories from John Klawitter, Hollywood writer-producer-director. Whether you’re pitching some famous old witch doctor who owns a big animation production company, or sending a query letter to a 25-year-old cannibal prince who lucked into being the head of acquisitions at a giant publishing conglomerate, the stories of discovery and survival in TINSEL WILDERNESS can be a source of inspiration and encouragement. From the book-lined offices of Random House and Doubleday to the West Coast movie studios with their wide views of palm trees and the blue Pacific, the wilderness is a strange place for those not expecting the weird, the unpredictable and the rough-and-tumble. To you, storytelling is as important as life itself. But to the natives it’s often little more than trinkets and beads they can exchange for furs and scraps of meat. The trick is, you don’t want to be the meat. As the natives often say with a wise nod of the head, It’s too late to moo when your hamburger.

Genre: Autobiographical, True Stories

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A Selection Of Author John Michael Klawitter’s Published Works
Codes & Decodes
Crazyhead
Devils
Foul
Headslap
Hollywood Havoc: The Trouble with Fat Boy – (Episode One)
Hollywood Havoc: The Llama Goes Up (Episode Two)
TANS: The TANS Collection, Volume I
The Book Of Deacon: The Wit and Wisdom Of Deacon Jones
The Devildogs Of Old Sauk Trail And Other Tales Of Hope & Horror
The Freight Train Of Love
The Heart Of Desire
The Rogue Pirates Bible Heretical
The Save Your Planet Show
Tinsel Wilderness
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