Today's snippet from Chapter 9 of Cosmogonic Marbles

Fred the Idiot begat Gerald the Fool who
begat Roland the Bonehead who
begat the twins of Simon and Simon the Kooks
one of the Simons (or possibly both) after much difficultly
begat Thomas the Nincompoop who in turn
begat Wayne the Wally who
begat Kevin the Randy Turkey who among his one hundred dolts
begat Stephen the Simpleton who, by pure chance,
begat Fred-the-other-idiot.

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