What to do with Global Warming blizzard in Northeast?

While watching the Global Warming Snow fall this morning; I was thinking about what we could be doing with this climate change defying snow that would help save our fragile planet. I offer two suggestion below and I’d like you to add some ideas. Let’s see what politically correct ideas we can come up with while we huddle inside, safe from the snow and eat our bread, eggs and milk that we bought last night. And don’t forget to be grateful for toilet paper. – John Bieber www.JohnCBieber.com

1.We could take the northeast blizzard snow to the north pole because Algore said the whole thing is melting and it won't be there in 5 years. This could buy us some time. Algore, what would be the carbon consumption footprint evilness of hauling by truck 8,795,321 metric bejillitons of snow from Virginia to Santa's workshop ie, the North Pole? Could that be offset by plugging up some cows from farting?

2. We can save the snow in underground caverns and abandoned nuclear waste sites until the liberally longed for warming occurs. Then we can haul it to the surface and make snow cones or margaritas to cool off with and use some to give to the non-methane producing dairy cows that have been genetically altered to produce only skim milk and poop lowfat yogurt.