The Rogue Pirates Bible Heretical – by John Michael Klawitter

The Rogue Pirates Bible Heretical – by John Michael Klawitter

Twenty Seven thematically linked short stories about faith, hope and maybe even a little charity. Animals talk and aliens drop down out of the sky. Jesus returns for further adventures and his Father is just as frustrated as ever by his creatures. Science collides with faith to create old mischief and new awareness. The guiding principles are common sense, nonsense, and a quirky sense of humor…

Grab your rosary, Spin your prayer wheel, And see if you can still levitate

Put your left foot in, and put your left foot out Give yourself a shake, shake, shake and turn yourself about… Oops, heaven…no, hell… Wait, maybe you should sit a spell...

Hug your teddy, grab your jewels, this here’s no place for weak-kneed fools…

That’s right, it’s The Rogue Pirate’s Bible Heretical

Genre: Science Fiction, Religion

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A Selection Of Author John Michael Klawitter’s Published Works
Codes & Decodes
Crazyhead
Devils
Foul
Headslap
Hollywood Havoc: The Trouble with Fat Boy – (Episode One)
Hollywood Havoc: The Llama Goes Up (Episode Two)
TANS: The TANS Collection, Volume I
The Book Of Deacon: The Wit and Wisdom Of Deacon Jones
The Devildogs Of Old Sauk Trail And Other Tales Of Hope & Horror
The Freight Train Of Love
The Heart Of Desire
The Rogue Pirates Bible Heretical
The Save Your Planet Show
Tinsel Wilderness
Vidmaker 101

Enjoy Reading Some Free Short Stories – by John Michael Klawitter

The Short Stories:
Home Free
True Patriot
Hard Sell
The Dancing Nazi
Three On A Match
The Moon Air Boys
The Adventures Of Jack Cheese

Author John Michael Klawitter’s Website and Blog
http://www.johnklawitter.com
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