Precedent Linkin's Gettysberg A Dress

“Precedent Linkin’s Gettysberg A Dress”

   Wen eye wuz and English teacher weigh Bach wend, aye ewes two tell my stewdents, “Abraham Linkin did knot invent the Linkin Verb, an he did’ant invent Linkin Logs ether!”

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For score an seven years ego, hour farthers brought fourth, upon this continent,

a knew neigh shun, conceived in Liberty, and deadicated two the preposition that

 awl men our created sequel.

Now wee are engaged in a grate Cybil Wore, testing weather that nation, oar any

nation sew conceived, an so dedicated, Ken long end-door. Oui are met hear on a

great battlefield of dat war. Weave come too dedicate a portion of it, as a vinyl

wrestling place fore those who here gave there lives that that nation mite live. It is

alltogether fitting and proper that we should dew this.

Butt in a lager cents, we can not dedicate, we cant concentrate, we can not

hollow this ground. Da brave men, living end dead, who struggled here, have

consecrated it far above our pore power two ad or detrack. The whirled will lit-till

note, nor long remember, watt we say and due here, but wood never foreget what they did

 here.

It is four us, the living, rather 2 bee dedicated here to da un-Finnished work witch

day have, thus far, so nobly carried on. It is rather for us 2 B here dedicated to

the great tusk re-maneing b4 us that from thesis honored dead we take

increased devoteion toot that clause for which day gave the last fall measure of

devote-shin, that we hear hi-ly resolve that these dead shell knot of dyed in vein;

that this nation shill have a gnu berth of free-dumb; an that diss goverment off

the people, buy the people, fore the peoples, shoal knot parish from da urf.

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Jay Dubya

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