Mark Wirtz's Blog – December 2007 Archive (7)

On Saturday, Jan 5th, 2008 at 8:00 P.M.,

Mad Markie will be premiering his brand-new act,

"Body Language" (from the "Cooking For Cannibals" show)

at the Comedy Corner -- Clarion Hotel, Jacksonville, Int'l Airport, FL

Bring a nurse!

Further gig schedule to be announced shortly.

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Got me a GPS for Christmas. About time, because I do a lot of driving to strange places, and if there is a way to get lost, I will find it!

Google maps are sorta kinda OK, but they're worth shit in the dark, and they don't talk to me. Not like my GPS, which I have named Floozie. And Google maps don't put me back on the right track like Floozie does when I miss a turn, or exit, or on-ramp.

Floozie certainly knows a lot. She's a mobile unit, so I tested her in my home to…

Nobody conceived it. Nobody intended it.

It emerged.

Somehow.

Like a third breast on a clandestine woman.

Somewhere.

In a barren, sun baked Southern California sandbox. Spawned by notions, dreams and lust. They called it:

The final retrospective selections from

"The Marc Peters Years" (1975 to 1978)



is now playing on my MySpace Music page

http://www.myspace.com/dreamtunesmusic

1) POOR LITTLE FOOL - Helen Reddy

Orig. Jeff Lynne Song

2) FROM MAINE TO MEXICO - Leon Russell

3) SCHOOL DAYS - Tommy Knight

4) A MILLION TEARS - Vicky Leandros



5) FINE LINE - Nick & The Cherries

Unreleased…