Enough with the vampire already!

Please save me from the vampires of the world!  I read and review over fifty books a month and it seems like all I get lately are Bella and Edward wannabes.  What I wouldn't give for someone to bring back the adventure...Da Vinci Code anyone?

I am calling out to the people who actually read and purchase books. Beg for something innovative, witty, charming...anything!! Bring the fun and imagination back to the world of books. If we don't do something soon, we'll simply be surrounded by death, destruction and demise...not to mention fangs for the rest of our lives.