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That was indeed a Five Star hotel
with a Five Star restaurant
But mind you, the chefs never wash
the crabs before they chop them to pieces.
They simply took the crabs from the baskets
which came directly from the country farms
cut the fastening string
chopped the poor creatures to pieces
and threw them into the sizzling wok
These chefs prepared the most delicious delicacies
Why the guests aren’t getting sick
after eating these unhygienic foods ?
None of them complained of abdominal pains,
diarrhea or giddiness?
I went into a Jacuzzi and enjoyed a bath,
came out, took a cold shower.
And happened to see a maintenance crew trying to
fix a leaky pipe.
With my common sense and engineering experience
this hotel owner would need
a water tanker
to have the water from the Jacuzzi replaced.
He would need a pump
to remove all the water in the Jacuzzi
A water tanker would have to take it somewhere
to drain it into the sea, untreated!
Wouldn’t it be expensive to have all these services?
I asked the guys how they would replace the water
None of them knew the method
All of them had been with the hotel
for more than two years.
I requested for a massage
at a cost of $50 for 45 minutes
The masseur turned up
She was less attractive than the average
women I met on the street.
After ten minutes of massage
she asked whether I wanted sex
which she said would cost another $100.00
I told her my girl friend gave me sex
free of charge
Therefore, she wanted to know why
I came to the massage parlour,
and why I didn’t marry the girl friend ?
Well, she didn’t want long-term relationship
at the moment.
She said since there was not going to be any sexual intercourse
the session for massage was over
I complained to the authority concerned
The gentleman said there wasn’t any proof
that she didn’t complete the 45-minute job
I told myself that was enough
I had another bad day
Why should I risk having blue eyes?
There were many snots waiting outside
They earned money that way
Should I step on their toes?
Why should I crank out my neck
just to claim back some of the $50.00 ?
Mr. Ah Chong, Ah Low & Ah Kumar
the next time you go there
please bring along an alarm clock
It will definitely be cheaper
Or maybe your bills have already been paid?
I tell this great story
hoping our society will improve
Otherwise, sars will always be there
In Mandarin, Sars means kill
Do you want to be killed?
By protecting others
you protect yourself.
(End)
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