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If it wasn't for my dad, I wouldn't be here. Think about it. Some forty-six years ago I lept from one of his testicles and swam like crazy to fertilise my mother's egg, and from simple biology classes you know the rest. He worked hard to see that myself, along with my three siblings and mother were clothed, sheltered, and fed. He's a quiet, taciturn type from whom I've inherited my relatively tall stature, and love of reading and cryptic crosswords. But I do wish to the universal powers…
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Well, the local library has been re-opened following extensive renovation. I had a quick call in the other day, and took them a gift of a potted gerbera plant, and a card because they have been intregral with the launches of my novels. I checked out the Young Adult shelf and found my novel 'Abernethy' there, and smiled a twee smile. This novel is about a 14 year old boy who meets a beagle who, by virtue of having worked as a witch's familiar, can communicate with him. The beagle becomes…
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In Australia we occasionally have pests. Yes, I know we have flies by the dozen on a hot day. I'm talking more your household pest. It's the dreaded telemarketer. Do you have these in the States? These rancid types telephone you uninvited to sell you something you neither want nor need (hey, if I wanted a new mobile telephone plan, I would SEEK ONE OUT MYSELF, okay?). These people are merely Satan's effluvium. Do you know why? Because one rang whilst I was trying to write yesterday! …
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I'm going to refer to my previous blog post in which I provide some evidence to back up my theory that people are getting sillier by the day. If you didn't read it, it's about a Queensland pre-school that wants to change the lyrics to 'Baa Baa Black Sheep' to 'Rainbow Sheep'. Baa Humbug. It got me thinking about a song that's just been released in Australia called 'Just the way you are (Drunk at the Bar)' by an Irish singer called Brian McFadden. He was in some boy band, and I don't know…
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